Brother, you're going away without me for two weeks? Who's going to suck your dick?

Bro, you're 18, stop jerking off, it's time to get your pussy on

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here