The reason your coworker doesn't report is because someone's fucking her

Brother, you're going away without me for two weeks? Who's going to suck your dick?

Bro, you're 18, stop jerking off, it's time to get your pussy on

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here