Don't panic. Come to my place, I'll fuck you up

She came and asked for sex - okay, and my sister came, and I threw a stick

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Brother, you're going away without me for two weeks? Who's going to suck your dick?

Friend, I promised to make it up to you, fuck me wherever you want

Neighbor, forget about your wife — I need orgasms, and you have a penis

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?